turning saints into the sea

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Man Overboard - Rare (x)
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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via espritjoyeux)

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saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

(via h4n-solo)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via drfaggot-)

Permalink awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc
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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via duhykonec)

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in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

(via jessandnicks)

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Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers