I hope he is a gentleman

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

(via petewanks)

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

(via drfaggot-)

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via tequ1lashots)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via petewanks)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via sky--walker)

grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(via fagtricia)

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

(Source: daysofgay, via mrnextweek)